How to avoid using drones

Greg already highlighted the most important story of the day- the Yemeni beach volleyball team being distracted by bikini girls at the Asian Games.  What he failed to do, however, was point out the vast importance of this story, and its CT implications.  Drones are expensive and carry a lot of risks, but America is full of babes (he said, patriotism swelling).  All we have to do is airlift select Bikini Squadrons into AQAP areas.  It is nearly impossible to wage jihad when you are turned into a Tex Avery wolf.

Jihad: solved.